Slight Diversion

There's something that I've been meaning to write since 15th Feb. Basically, as some of you may know, I received nothing for V Day. What most of you don't know, however, is that I DID receive something the following day!

That's right - the 25 year drought and hatred of Valentine's Day may be subsiding - I received a card. Yes; a pink, valentines themed, card.

Problem is, I have absolutely no friggin idea who it's from. AND it's been sat on my bookcase for almost two weeks now, and every time I see it the mystery perplexes me. The clues that I have are as follows:

1. It was posted on the north side of Brisbane.
2. It was posted in the late arvo/early evening of the 13th.
3. The person's pen was starting to run out, as the three 'X's' that appeared inside looked slightly worn and eventful.
4. The handwriting on the front of the card looks very feminine.

So, either someone got a girl to write the envelope, or someone has very feminine handwriting. Either way, they're a fucking pussy, and it's really starting to piss me off. If anybody has any idea about anything in this world, please enlighten me.