Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Connectile Overload

Having recently received my work mobile phone, I am currently lumbered with the task of carrying around two phones. This means that I am now wasting a lot of time checking both phones, hence Connectile Overload. So my dilemma is:

Do I ditch the old mobile, and only use the work one? Or do I leave the old one at home and risk missing an excessively important phone call?

I think the answer lies in the fact that I very rarely receive any excessively important phone calls. Hmmm. I don't know how comfortable I am with this. What do I do?

I have just asked my best friend if I should use my new work mobile, and she answered: No. Put it in a box and bury it in your back garden and pray to it every night. She's such a bitch. Why am I friends with her again? Ah yes, she gives me access to cosmetics only available in Asia. God damn her and her country's prolific supply of make-up.

On a secondary note, I have just been given a bag full of merchandise to give to my clients. Is it wrong that i want to keep this for myself? That I would like to take the 50 pens, 30 stress balls and 20 Thermo-Mugs home with me and play with them in the style of scrooge counting his money or the cookie monster eating his stash of cookies? Have I finally lost all sense of reason? Is there any shred of a normal person left in this body of mine?

I think I've reached new levels of weird. Yep - I'm officially a freak - a weirdo - a vagrant. Small children will soon be chasing me around town throwing rocks at me and calling me "that smelly old lady with the stress balls". It's over - that's it. It's been great talking to you.

1 comment:

Adrienne said...

Get your hands on the merch and hide it girl. Hord it. Store it in your spare room.

And when it's safe, pass it on to your lovely friends!

I'm stressed... I need a ball!!!

How good is free shit!?