The Course... concluded.

I have now finished the Course of High Impact Improvement, and I am now a person with high impact.

Yes, those who pass me in the street will now fall back with amazement at my sheer presence. I laud over my passers by, I look down on thee, I allow thee to worship me, I am Improved.

The extent of my improvement has led me to question previous assumptions - such as the relevance and purpose of lollipops. I asked for a lollipop, and I got said lollipop, but did I need the lollipop?? No, my followers, no.

My taste for lollipops has matured with my sense of impact. Now that I am a better person, and can effectively gain whatever I want within a blink of an eye, I feel that I don't need anything. I am possibly, completely fulfilled. And the addition of lollipops to my life, outside of my usual sweets, seems wholly unnecessary. I appear to have lost my sweet tooth, and am happy with my lot. Much like the child who fills their pockets with candy when the shop owner's not looking, runs from the store to eat their bounty, only to find that after a few delicacies they really don't need anything more than the original lolly - it's sugary sweetness and precious perfection is totally acceptable and adequate in its truest, finest and most singular form.

I am fulfilled, in the world of lollipops, I am satisfied with my sugary stash, and I don't need anything more than the knowledge that I have, in fact, found true enlightenment.

Feel my satisfaction - share my fulfillment - bathe in my impact...