Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Faggot

My landlord has said I can get a cat! Yay! So the purchase of the aforementioned kitten is now imminent. One question remains - the name.

My original choice of the name Faggot has since been vetoed by my mum. She says it'd be fine for a dog, but not a cat - not a 'special looking' cat. So, I need your help.

Please give me some suggestions for a name for my little kitty. It'll be a boy, and his colouring will be beige and chocolate brown (I think). And he'll be very clever and very special and very wonderful.

Comment as before, to those of you who are capable of such a technologically trying task, or email me your suggestions, to those of you who are technologically retarded.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

My cat was called flo and was the most amazing cat ever....

Simba is a cool name...
or tiger

i still think a dog would be better

Anonymous said...

What about Butter, as in: "Cute cat, but her face....."

Sal said...

A suggestion from 'Toes' Meldon:

I think you should call him ... ZEUS ... ugly, tough, yet someone you still want to cuddle up with.

Adrienne said...

Our cat was called Sax. My mum had one in the 70s which she called Spoofy... what a champion name that was.

I've studied the cat and have come up with the following:
* Chas
* Chav
* Cletus
* Reginald
* Booyakasha (Booya for short)

Or perhaps you should call it Dawg....b/c that's what you should get instead!! =)

Sal said...

Ha ha some very good suggestions so far - others by correspondence are:

Ian
Doug
Glen

I'm particularly fond of glen.

Anonymous said...

Sally I particularly like the name 'warren' for a cat.

Or even 'Richard' because than you can call out ' Has anyone seen my dick'!!!

Page said...

I have 1 word for you:
Spud

Anonymous said...

oh god damn i lost my post

in short:

cletus yes
butter YES
spud NO

Anonymous said...

I have just checked the cat link.

Are you fucking serious?!?!?!

I gave my puter screen a slap when the pics came up.

People will laugh. I suppose it'll scare children away though.

Oh, and call it Bastard. Or Colin.

Steve

Anonymous said...

We've a light and dark brown guinea pig called Mocha if that's any help. She's a girl though.

Sal said...

Ok, another couple by correspondence, thanks to Miln and her retarded technological ability:

Mingfest
Bernard
Precious II
Captain

Interesting. Precious, for those of you who don't know, is the small white plastic deer that sits on my desk. She too has issues with hair, or lack thereof, so Precious II would be fitting.