Big Things

Some big things are good. Like, very good. Some big things are bad - incredibly BAD.

Par example:

Big + Penis = Good
Big + Car = Bad

You see where I'm going with this?

I FUCKING HATE Landrovers and any other kind of over sized 4WD vehicle in the city. Jayden, being a small 'economy sized' car gets totally lost behind them, and could very nearly be run over by one. But it's not just Jayden who has trouble with them - it's the majority of normal sized cars.

When we're stuck in traffic, and a 4WD sneaks in front of us, we can't see shit. We can't see if the traffic ahead is moving, or if it's there at all. We are totally at the mercy of the 4WD's indicators, if they get used, and their general behaviour on the road. AT THEIR MERCY I tell you...

When we're parked - anywhere, and in any position - if a 4WD is parked near us, our view is blocked. We can't see if there's another car coming, we can't see ANYTHING. This not only puts us in danger, but other drivers as well.

In conclusion, I put forward the motion that all 4WD vehicles should be restricted from approaching 'economy sized' vehicles. A little like a restraining order, they should not be allowed to be within 20 metres of a normal sized car. It's a classic case of them just not fitting. Just like a big penis sometimes doesn't fit - a 4WD more often than not, doesn't fit.

Open and shut case.