The Course - Part II

Our journey continues; through the murky waters of the Yarra we trudge, with our weapons raised high and our egos raised higher. We shall not be damaged by the treacherous environment we find ourselves swamped in, oh no! We will reign supreme over all we survey in this unfathomable land of self-improvement. We have reached the half way point; our will is impenetrable, and our minds are as one.

Once again I find myself admiring my self-improved surroundings. The discovery of the well hidden extra pillows adds to the homely quality of my temporary accommodation, of which I only have my skills of sleuth to thank. The quest I find myself on has enlightened me to my seemingly inherent skills in environmental change, and I have discovered that whilst on the Advanced Life Improvement Course today, my accommodation cleaned itself. I can only assume that the Course has now begun its work on me and my friend Kemp. I can only expect more exciting changes of telepathic and out-of-body proportions, as witnessed today.

The powers at work in this journey of discovery are incredible. Kemp and I have experienced the first stage of our enlightenment and have trodden the path to our Advanced Improvement. We have reached such a level of self-awareness that we now talk in code and refer to ourselves in the third person. I predicted such changes would occur, but had no idea as to the ramifications of these changes. Down to the core of our existence we have fallen, to rip apart the centre, the very fabric of our selves...

I can now disclose the identity that has hidden within me all these years. Lying dormant within the very shell of my existence, my new Self is more complex and hyperbolic than I ever knew possible. Hiding behind the pseudonym of Bazza, I now expose IDCS. Only a select few will ever know the true meaning behind this name. I ask you: What is a name? What significance is a name?? Oh poor, sheltered, unaware reader... how little you know of the world...

I have said too much - I must protect the location of IDCS - I must continue the quest for a truly Advanced Life - I MUST COMPLETE THE COURSE!