Hellooooo!!!!

I can't believe it - people are actually commenting on my blog!! This means that people are reading it!! I have an audience, a fan base if you will, i am ... POPULAR!!!

I should really calm the fuck down though, because this doesn't raise my cool stake just yet. I'm still sat in a public library with a group of 'special' students making an awful lot of noise behind me, and a rather large person sat next to me with an overwhelming body odour problem. So technically, I'm half way to being cool. That's good enough for me! Yay!

Slight update then:

• Half way through painting the bookcase - forgot about the bottom half of it. Whoops.
• Realised I'm incredibly broke due to old boss paying me early just to be rid of me. Bastard.
• Haven't written about Jayden (as promised) for a whole week and am feeling slightly bad about it.
• Have a fridge full of vegetables of lean meat and I'm not craving chips yet. This is a miracle.
• PT is killing me at the gym but it's all worth it cos my mum told me today that I look 'svelte'. Sweet.

And that's really it at the moment. I'm still very shocked that people might actually be reading this - even though I'm constantly forcing the url onto all of my friends, I never believed they actually bothered to look at it! So, in an attempt to appeal to the mass audience I will throw in some 'popular culture'...

So oh my god what about Britney's hair! Shocker. I totally think she needs to get back with K-Fed. And did anyone notice that J-Lo has recruited a new Louis Vuitton Model/Alternative Movie Genre star to be part of her Alien Clan? That's right; S-Jo is officially from the planet of Way-Ho; more commonly known as Jennifer Lopez's birth place, and less commonly known as the destination of a new breed of humanXalien which is forming in the Hollywood Hills.

Whatever - I'm safe here in my bloggy bubble - I'll reserve my 'IToldYouSo' for a later date when people are asking me why?? why didn't you tell us earlier??

Mwahahhahahaaaa