Connectile Dysfunction

I am currently sitting in a public library due to connectile dysfunction. This dysfunction has come about due to being walked out of my job yesterday - told to collect my personal effects and leave the building. Bastards.

But hey, I have some holiday now before I start new job. But I will not frequent public libraries just for the use of their internet connection, because the amazing amounts of feral and elderly people is shocking, and I think I'm getting a cold.

Now, Incredibly Jealous Colleague, who is an IDC as well, dobbed me in to the boss for a conversation about him, in which I cast him in an apparently unfair and nasty light. Truthful, is more the word I'd have used. So, now she is public enemy number 1 - in the world of me. Due to this, I will disobey the Blogging Rule of Anonymity and tell you her name:

Her name is Nicole, and she's a fuckwit.

So, I'll now go and hang out with my mum for a bit, like a proper unemployed person, and I'll talk to you all soon.