Monday, December 3, 2007

More than a woman...

It has recently been brought to my attention that my outbursts of late, which I largely attributed to PMT, aren't really that normal.

Other women are known to suffer less than I, and my levels of PMT - my SEVERE PMT - could be due to something else. I went to the doctor because of my frequent black-outs and light-headedness, and it turns out that there might actually be something wrong with me! Yay!

This is a good thing - this means that I can now blame something for my erratic behaviour, mood swings and hot flushes. I don't know what it is yet, but I don't really care. The fact that I can now have my sights set on a day when I am a normal woman is far greater a feeling than any I've experienced before (slight exaggeration, perhaps).

So, my lovely readers, colleagues and friends; the days of 'don't go near Bazza, it's "that time" again' are officially close to being over. And as for you, my terribly out of control hormones; you can just fuck off and die.

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