I ask you...

I actually feel like my PMT is controlling me. I keep going to say things, and then just milliseconds before the utterance leaves my mouth, I manage to stop myself. Will it get to the point where I can't stop myself? Tell me, would the following statements be best left unsaid? Or would their verbalisation be merely a small dot on the pile of crap that's spoken every day anyway?

1. Why are you so ugly? Were you born that way, or is this something that happened in an accident?
2. Can you massage my feet? The hormones coursing around my body are giving me a feeling of severe bloatedness and my feet are suffering under my new found weight.
3. I think you're highly attractive - you must have good genes - would you like to donate some sperm that I can freeze and save for a later date when the need to be a mother inevitably arrives?

I'm thinking the latter is just a fair enough question worth posing if applicable. But as to the other two - well, my hormone riddled mind just can't work out their social acceptability. Please advise.