RESTRICTED

I have recently found the presence of the Internet, and social networking sites (I shan't name you, facebook) a real hindrance on my ability to complain at will. I've got a shit load of stuff that I would LOVE to rant about - but I can't because this blog is now linked to everywhere, every person and every thing I know. At the risk of losing money for my company and myself, I can no longer speak at will.

I have been restricted by my own willingness to extend my e-hand of friendship.

I... feel like... I can't say anything anymore... my tongue has been tied up by veritable ropes of restriction and my mouth is closed tight at the hands of modern-socialism.

Modern-socialism, for those of you who don't know, is the discipline relating to the effects of being social. For example, Paris Hilton is a modern-socialist and a Hermit is an anti-modern-socialist. I previously felt I was somewhere in the middle. But now - just slap me aside and call me a hermit. Being social is clearly far too restrictive for someone with so little control over what comes out of their mouth.

From now on, if you suddenly find that you can't 'poke' me at will, or access my blog, it's because I've needed to complain about YOU. So shut up and deal with it and be thankful for the time you've had with me.