Is it bad that I am thinking about leaving work at 3pm because I've got to do some shopping and can't possibly leave it until after 5pm even though the shops are open til 9pm tonight?
Is it bad that I weighed myself this morning and I've lost another 0.5kg so I've treated myself with a chicken twister from KFC and I don't care?
Is it bad that I'm slightly obsessed with a girl in my office, who've I've nicknamed "Inappropriate Colleague", and her inability to realise that cheap hair extensions are not cool and that very short dresses should not be worn by people with tankles?
Is it bad that when driving, I have a slight problem seeing, and therefore stopping for, pedestrians and motorcycles, and seem to be creating a few 'safety issues' on the roads of Brisbane?
Is it bad that I know I'm an appalling human being, have no values, no morals and no real regard for other members of the human race; that I make no attempt to change, and that I actually applaud my decision to be like that?
Hmmm... No, to all of the above.
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