I'm getting fed up with my mind playing with me while I'm asleep. I've had some of the weirdest dreams of my life in the past couple of months, and last night's just sent me over the edge.
I can't remember what it was about - all I know is that I was at some kind of party, and there were odd people, and it was odd - but I woke up feeling a whole world of strange. It's not just how it makes me feel though, it's the weird things that the dreams seem to do to the world around me. For example, I went to breakfast with my mum and step-dad, and they sprinkled icing sugar on my raisin toast. Then, my step-dad gave me a hug when I left, which is totally unheard of. Then one of my friends was on the Homepage of Brisbane Times which totally threw me.
I'm gonna sit back and wait for more elements of weird to enter my life today, but in the meantime I think it's safe to assume that my brain has a direct effect on the world around me, and that perhaps, maybe, I am actually in control of the entire universe.
(I'm now thinking very hard about all of my readers sending me $100 each in the form of a cheque or an EFT payment...)
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I wish that was a weird dream....but no. Just another shining example of why I need to learn how to say no.
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