The event will consist of the publication of a photograph of yours truly, hence forever distinguishing my anonymity amongst those able to view me. Forever more my image will be accessible in the public domain.
No doubt I'll receive an influx of fan mail and letters of adoration after 'Bazza Revealed' occurs, so I ask you all now to please prepare yourselves. Please don't be too shocked at my appearance - it's often the case that someone who possesses such literary and linguistic talents as I do, is rather inadequate in the looks department. I hope to dispel this myth. Clever people can be less than ugly, and they can be more than average.
So, in anticipation of the aforementioned event, this is what I look like in 2D:
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