On Holiday

You'd think that as I'm on holiday, and as my blogging largely happens during work hours, that my blog would therefore suffer a lack of content, contentual dysfunction if you will. But you're all forgetting one simple fact here: I am a complete loser.

That's right folks, I'm a loser of dire proportions. A loser on many diverse and dysfunctional levels; a loser of such magnificent levels that fellow losers shun me for being too much of a loser. You see what I'm getting at? That's right, although I'm on holiday, I have taken my work laptop home, am connected wirelessly (which excites me a little), and am aiming to update my blog at least once every other day.

The reason for this dedication is simple: My fans cannot live without me. That's YOU - part of an amazingly large fan base that accesses my blog from all corners of the world, and relishes their daily intake of ranting, complaining, and whatever it is that I do on this thing. Consider yourself part of the gang, part of the clique, part of the Bazza Fan Club.

So please do not fear, I will not forget thee in your hour of need, I will continue to post and will continue to deliver these posts with the utmost accuracy, proficiency and flavour. What ever did we all do before I came along? Was there a world before 'I Like To Complain' and the Bazza Fan Club? Or was this world merely a nightmare from the womb? Perhaps we'll never know. But rest easy in the knowledge that I'm here to stay, and no amount of holidays, public or annual, can keep me away from YOU.