Mondayitis

I'm suffering badly - demotivated, foul mood, slightly hungry, aggravated. Would someone please help me?

Looks like this whole recruitment process is gonna be dragged out til god knows when, and my current job is getting progressively worse. I'm bringing in the money, getting pats on the back, but it aint enough. I need more. But what?

Maybe all I need is for Monday to fuck off, and Tuesday to arrive. Yes - that's it. That'll do it.

Ah Tuesday, my long lost pal, where are you?

Fuck off Monday.